“I’m No Bum, I’m Just Unemployed!”
Lot’s of rumors surround this guy, I like to think of him as a not only a local celebrity but as a man of great mystique. Some claim that he is a retired Broadway actor, a fake with money and time to burn. While others claim that he is a regular family man with a two car garage, a wife and children who call him “Daddy.” Then there’s me, and I say that people who stand behind the previous two statements probably have the mental capacity of someone who suffered blunt force head trauma and couldn’t complete a word search puzzle. If this guy were in the city you wouldn’t give him a second glance as the homeless litter nearly every street corner. I am strangely fascinated by him, enough so that I have accumulated some random photos of him over the years. Most of these were taken while driving and almost resulted in me rear-ending the vehicle in front of me, I strongly recommend taking photographs while driving. Here he is kiddies my favorite bum and yours, “The Exit 61 Bum”:

Yeah, aside from loose change and crumpled dollars someone should toss him one of those metal lice combs.
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