Where do I begin? I guess I should start by saying that losing a pet is never humorous, but when I saw this sign I nearly crashed into the pole that it was nailed to. I have so many unanswered questions:

Does the dog go by the name of “5 Months?” or has the dog in question been missing for “5 Months?” or is the dog “5 Months” old? Because if the dog has been gone for five months, me personally I would call off my search and invest in a new dog.

Did you not have any pictures of your dog handy when you constructed this poorly made sign? The artwork is mediocre at best and the dog bares a strange but striking resemblance to this guy:

Fu Man-Shih-Tzu?

I can’t speak for everyone but me personally, the only time that I have ever seen a, “White and Red” dog was when my neighbor’s maltese ate berries off a tree in his yard and had red tinged shit matted in the fur of it’s hind quarters. And if this dog is supposedly “White and Red” couldn’t you have depicted this in the “picture” somehow? Maybe with a red marker or even some lip stick? I don’t really see too much effort being exerted here. This is what I believe your dog to look like:

In all honesty though I do wish you the best and hope that your dog is returned home safe and sound.