Trick or Treat smell my feet, and smell my house burning down because I thought it would be a grand idea to cover every square inch of my lawn with lit inflatable decorations. I don’t know what made me more nauseous, the first time I saw this low budget light show or when I thought it would be a good idea to eat three bags of candy corn in one sitting.

Trick or Treat! Well If you can figure out a way to my front door, that is.

Did you actually think that this looked good when you were done setting it up? Because to me it looks a lot like a Paul Bunyan ate too many Halloween decorations and then upchucked all over your house and front lawn. I feel really bad for your neighbors who have no choice but to view your handiwork each and every time that they come or go. If I were your neighbor, I would drive my car across your lawn and through the front of your house. It would be well worth it as long I’d never have to see this luminous catastrophe ever again. But oh wait how could I forget? You do the same thing in December except with Christmas decorations. So we get to enjoy your lack of taste two times in one year. Now that’s a real gift if you ask me!

What's really scary is that you thought that this looked good.

I'm confident that you must look as ridiculous as your house if not more.

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