Here I am at work, on Halloween, in your house and on your couch. Right now I am on hold with the office on my work phone while writing this on my iPhone. What I want is every minute of my life back that I have ever spent sitting on hold or waiting for digital cable boxes to “boot-up.” I hardly ever watch television and I might even go as far as to say that I despise it. This of course has nothing to do with the fact that my “occupation” revolves around cable television. To say the least I am very unhappy. I attribute this to poor decisions that I have made in life, this post potentially being one of them. I absolutely loathe Corporate America. I do not like being told how to act or how to think, or what to wear. I do not like living hand to mouth but right now what I dislike most is your carpet. I can feel the onset of hives just from staring down at this tacky orange disaster. It looks like Garfield’s dead pelt but if you were to douse it with gasoline, set it on fire and then run it over several times with a mid-sized SUV. I am sorry Mr. Montgomery you are not a bad person but I find your rug to be revolting.

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