I’m no slob and my car is far from clean but it’s been a while since I’ve seen one of these. This person obviously lives alone and I say this barring the obvious fact being that they live in a car, but based upon the fact that there isn’t a free square of inch of space available much less enough to accommodate a person. Thank you for helping me to believe that for a fleeting moment my life is not so bad.

So in celebration of my upcoming series of children’s books I invite you to find the following:
-bottle of Cola
-blue latex glove
-Road map

Bonus Round!!
How many bird shit splatters can you count on this car?