I’m no slob and my car is far from clean but it’s been a while since I’ve seen one of these. This person obviously lives alone and I say this barring the obvious fact being …

Here I am at work, on Halloween, in your house and on your couch. Right now I am on hold with the office on my work phone while writing this on my iPhone. What I …

Trick or Treat smell my feet, and smell my house burning down because I thought it would be a grand idea to cover every square inch of my lawn with lit inflatable decorations. I don’t …

Where do I begin? I guess I should start by saying that losing a pet is never humorous, but when I saw this sign I nearly crashed into the pole that it was nailed to. …

The forecast for my stomach today? Not so good. For the record waking up at 3 AM and eating a bowl of Cheerios immediaetly followed by chips and salsa is never ever going to be …