Pottyboy Productions

“Yes I’m a Pervert and a Closet RPG Fan”

Justin — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:22:43 +0000

I have grown very fond of the iTunes App-store as of late. I might even go as for to say that I exhibit a slight yet subtle addiction as I find myself browsing iPhone applications close to 3 times a day. It is as if I am on some never ending quest to find the ultimate time-wasting game which will render my brain useless and prevent me from ever doing anything productive. I grew nostalgic and found myself wanting to play something similar to the NES version of, “The Legend of Zelda”. I stumbled upon a game entitled “Vay” it received a slew of decent reviews and it looked entertaining enough so I parted with $4.99 and downloaded it. I have been playing for a few days progressing through the game until I arrived at a point in which I was to travel across a body of water but couldn’t find a boat. I will let these in game screen grabs I took tell the rest of my story:

Was this a cruel joke on behalf of the game’s creators or was it a harmless slip? I wonder? What I know for sure is that I wasn’t part of the “Anything” or “Anybody” that she could supposedly blow. Just another disappointment to toss on the pile.

“Wait! You Live Here?!”

Justin — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:04:07 +0000

I’m no slob and my car is far from clean but it’s been a while since I’ve seen one of these. This person obviously lives alone and I say this barring the obvious fact being that they live in a car, but based upon the fact that there isn’t a free square of inch of space available much less enough to accommodate a person. Thank you for helping me to believe that for a fleeting moment my life is not so bad.

So in celebration of my upcoming series of children’s books I invite you to find the following:
-bottle of Cola
-blue latex glove
-Road map

Bonus Round!!
How many bird shit splatters can you count on this car?

“Even Witches Watch Television”

Justin — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:50:45 +0000

“Potty-boy-fights!”

Justin — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:02:56 +0000

Sometimes video can serve to conjure up forgotten memories or in this case it can help to recreate a series of events which led to personal injury after a drunken night out. Thanks to the miracle of video I now know why my hand was swollen and I had a bite mark on my wrist the night after Pottyboy’s bachelor party. Thanks to Jeff Reilly for his exceptional camera work amidst the chaos which ensued around him. If anyone from the UFC happens to view this and would like to harness my ferocious fighting abilities feel free to get at me at: justinwithaj@pottyboy.com

“Cat Gangbang?”

Justin — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:18:42 +0000

I had originally attempted to make this video for Pottyboy’s cat Grace but the actors grew unruly and extremely difficult which forced production to come to a grinding halt after just one hour of shooting. If I ever get my own nature show on Animal planet it will be filled with clips such as this:

“Freeze Tag”

Justin — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:53:54 +0000

“Moriarty, Rooster, 1996″

Justin — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:41:54 +0000

“Note to Self”

Justin — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:25:32 +0000

“idiot on the road”

Justin — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:19:55 +0000

A trick of the light or the last thing you see when someone decides to drive on the wrong side of the road? You decide. And no this is not photoshopped! If you would like to know how I did this you can send a self addressed stamped envelope to…
Do they even do that any more? I just dated myself! Damn it! 30 strikes again!
But seriously if you would really like to know how I did this or think you have some idea drop a comment. I’ve had these pictures in my phone for some time and those that I’ve shown so far were all unable to figure it out.

“Snoopy P0rno”

Justin — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:44:43 +0000

Right now I am in your bedroom and you are in the shower. When I tried to have sex with you earlier you spurned my advances and now I have a wicked case of blueballs. I dug all through your under garments but that wasn’t good enough. If I cant take my ongoing pent up sexual frustrations out on you then your childhood Snoopy doll shall serve my dirty needs. Consider this my selfish revenge as well as plush bestiality. Oh and one more thing, you might wanna change those sheets homestain! Thanks for the memories.